Please Just Buy…

An idea popped into my head that day while I was in the toilet taking a dump. All my good ideas do when I’m on the bowl anyway or in the toilet having a shower. The toilet: a true place of inspiration, indeed.

Maybe, The Lard Brothers could write an “anthem” i.e. something similar to ‘We Are The World’ or ‘Voices That Care’ but targeted at promoting Singapore music. Something like those cheesy 80’s anthems which are in support of world peace, etc. Then the idea is to get everyone to sing just one line each and to chip in the chorus. And it must have a 80’s-style heavily reverb-ed drums and a guitar solo straight from a cock rock track.

Sample chorus lyrics would be “Please just buy…/ Just this one time/ I know, you don’t really care/ But please just buy.”

Lesson learnt #3: Always bring reading material to the toilet. It prevents you from thinking nonsense.